Casey Malone Is The Brute Squad

stand-up-comic-gifs:

'Cause it sucks. - Chelsea Peretti

What are the odds that this is a story about Pete Holmes?

Gotta be good. 

You’re alright, internet. 

You’re alright, internet. 

trinandtonic:

mervley:

"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."

shut up if you don’t love Blasto